A look back on a load of stupidity

I’m not in the business of making excuses (I definitely am), but the fact we last updated this page in August 2014 probably needs explaining.  Would you accept that I lost the site down the back of the sofa? My dog ate it? Obviously I’m joking.  The truth is that I sold the site to a witch doctor to cure the pain after I stubbed my little toe.  Either way, here we are back again!

To signal our return to mildly annoying businesses around the world, I’ve put together a little look back on all the posts we’ve made before, as we had a pretty good run if I don’t say so myself.  Click the links to see the original posts!

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We have written to Snickers to ask about their nuts. Oh, and their involvement with the illuminati.

One thing we have learned in our time as super-professional and amazing complaint writers, is that there are pretty much only a handful of companies in the world that control all of the brands we know and love. And all of those companies are controlled by the illuminati. I definitely did not make that last bit up, but I have misplaced the source I had to support my comments.

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I wrote a letter to McVitie’s because I had kittens when I saw their new advert.

I think it’s safe to say that as a true Englishman, I take pride in my love for biscuits. This is why I was over the moon to be given an opportunity to write to McVitie’s (they better send vouchers!). According to their latest advertising, opening a packet of McVitie’s Chocolate Digestives is akin to opening a packet containing a group of small kittens.

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I love Creme Eggs, so I wrote a stupid letter to Cadbury.

s that time of year where Creme Eggs are on display at every shop and you can’t help but want to eat one after the other in a gooey feeding frenzy. Just me? Oops. I have one motto in life, and that is “don’t juggle with knives”. Wait, what? That isn’t it. I remember now, it’s “free food tastes better”. So I am determined to get some Creme Eggs, so did what I do best and wrote a stupid letter!

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