You know when you open a seemingly packed-to-the-brim snack and find you have actually paid for a bag full of air with a tiny smattering of food? I think we’ve all been there. Well we here at Stupid Stuff Towers think companies like Snack a Jacks should be utilising this to sell their product to the masses.
The makers of Space Raiders are not new to controversy. According to the most accurate source in the world, Wikipedia, directors at United Biscuits received death threats when they increased the price by 5p in 2007. Well I have written to them with something much more important.
I think you will remember our recent letter to the UK Space Agency. If not, give it a read. Well I feel it is my duty to tell you we received information from them that aliens are definitely real. I may have just made that up, but it hasn’t stopped me from writing to Space Raiders to let them know.
I moved desks at work recently. No big deal. Until I opened my new chest of drawers! It was a cornucopia of delights, including (but not limited to):
- A bright blue feather duster.
- A used Subway card.
- A stapler AND staple remover (jackpot).
- A man’s jacket.
My day could not get any better. Except it did! I rooted around some more and came across some Sun Ripened Sweet Chilli flavour Walker’s Sun Bites crisps. I don’t think I am exaggerating when I say this was the best day of my life. I proceeded to show every single person in the office the contents of my newly found chest of drawers, and it became quite the attraction.