The tedious adventures of Hugh Morris: Facebook Troll

I don’t know who gets to decide which hobbies are worthwhile – but apparently my hobby of creating fake Facebook profiles and posting stupid comments on groups for selling random household objects is not one of them.

I have no idea what I googled to find this fake profile picture.

I have no idea what I googled to find this fake profile picture.

Let me introduce you to Hugh Morris, my idiotic but well-meaning alter-ego, just looking to purchase some items from one of the many “Free, For Sale and Wanted” groups on Facebook. I started by creating a fake profile and choosing a random profile picture from the internet of a man holding a poppadom over his face to give Hugh a sense of realism.

Sadly, it seems the world was not ready for Hugh Morris, as he was eventually banned from the group. Perhaps it was because he tried to post a picture of some polos with the description “half eaten packet of polos – mint condition”. Sadly Hugh got banned before any replies came.

Now you and Hugh are friends, let’s have a look at some of his recent attempts to make purchases online:

Check back soon for the next in Hugh Morris’ adventures! Where would you like to see Hugh posting next? Let us know in the comments.

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